And then, there's a bearded fetus.

Bidding has opened on Sweet Charity!

I'm up for auction in two categories:

1. Baked goods! Two dozen tasty cookies! I love baking, as you might have guessed from my fairly regular posts on cooking in general. I make awesome (if I do say so myself) Toffee-oatmeal and all-butter shortbread, as well as white chocolate macadamia nut and chocolate chip. *grin* Winner can pick one or two varieties.

2. Fiction! At least 1500 words, any of my or my shared universes. Or, random RPS. I figure you all know who I write, but in addition, I'm willing to work with you. Really like random dude # 1 from a show I don't watch? Talk to me. There's a pretty good chance I'll work it out. Want femslash? Bring it on!

Now see, here was where I was going to say, 'c'mon, I'm cheap!' But a handful of you have already bid on me, and wow! *blushes* You all are amazingly generous!

Anyhow, *flashes some leg* I'm a ho'ing!

ETA: As Jess just reminded me, there's a pretty good chance that on the fic, you're going to get a nillybean fic. We don't really tend to write all that much without at least running it by the other, and getting input. So, most likely, you're going to get a two-for-one deal!