And then, there's a bearded fetus.

So, while Jess has been busy with her electro stim and what not, I've been getting ready to go back to work. And in one of those "The lady laughs" things, what I've been doing is getting violently ill.

I started on Monday by getting sick as a dog after eating Chinese food. It wasn't my normal, so sure, it might just have been something I ate. Then, Tuesday fine, Wednesday barf after eating nothing exciting. Friday, more barf, so I went to patient first. They decided it was a sinus infection. Antibiotics, and home with me. Yesterday was wretched. I puked everything I put in my mouth. Today, I've had soup, and crackers, no barf. I hope it's done now, cause this has sucked massively. I am not a good patient, and I have to start training on Tuesday. Was supposed to be tomorrow, but my drug test slowed shit down, seeing as I'm on, y'know...drugs.

All prescribed and legal, but it slowed them down.